In the beginning there was nothing. God said "Let there be light!"
There was still nothing, but now you could see it.
How much space will there be in the EU after Brexit?
1 GB
And God said “let there be light”
Then on the 30th day, he received his bill and yelled…
“Turn the damn thing off when you leave the room”.
And God said: "Let there be vodka"
And He saw that it was good.
Then God said, "Let there be light!"
And then He said, "Whoa - too much light!"
What will there be when USA is gone?
USB
Why won't there be any Russian female presidents?
Because Putin isn't female
Why can’t there be two wharfs in the same spot?
It would make a pair a’ docks.....needs some work
Will there be women in Heaven?
I ask because it is written; And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour. – Revlation 8:1.
Will there be 4G coverage on Mars?
Sadly it'll only be 0.4g.
In the beginning God said let there be...
The chicken and the egg but I won’t tell you which one I made first.
Should there be more books in prison?
I think the cons outweigh the prose.
Will there be fried foods in heaven?
Of course! God has a pan for each of us
Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?
Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
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Turbulence in flights gets so bumpy that I'm always pissed off. Why can't there be something smoother?
Instead of turbulence, why can't there be flatulence?
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