Let There Be Light Jokes - 6 Hilarious Let There Be Light Jokes

In the beginning there was nothing. God said "Let there be light!"

There was still nothing, but now you could see it.

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And God said “let there be light”

Then on the 30th day, he received his bill and yelled…

“Turn the damn thing off when you leave the room”.

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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

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It is common knowledge that Jesus' father was a carpenter.

But it is less known that his other father was an electrician. God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

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And God said: "Let there be vodka"

And He saw that it was good.

Then God said, "Let there be light!"

And then He said, "Whoa - too much light!"

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A fat priest didn’t get invited to a night party

Fat Priest: I’ll just make it day then to ruin it. Let there be light!!!

God: ....

Fat Priest: I said let there be light!!!!!

God: ....

Fat Priest: LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!!!

God: I heard you the first time, you just gotta move out of the way. You’re blocking the sun.

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