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Let There Be Light Jokes

In the beginning there was nothing. God said "Let there be light!"

There was still nothing, but now you could see it.

And God said “let there be light”

Then on the 30th day, he received his bill and yelled…

“Turn the damn thing off when you leave the room”.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

It is common knowledge that Jesus' father was a carpenter.

But it is less known that his other father was an electrician. God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

And God said: "Let there be vodka"

And He saw that it was good.

Then God said, "Let there be light!"

And then He said, "Whoa - too much light!"

A fat priest didn’t get invited to a night party

Fat Priest: I’ll just make it day then to ruin it. Let there be light!!!

God: ....

Fat Priest: I said let there be light!!!!!

God: ....

Fat Priest: LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!!!

God: I heard you the first time, you just gotta move out of the way. You’re blocking the sun.

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