The Queen takes the visiting Pope for a ride in a horse carriage through London.
Suddenly one of the horses farts very loudly.
“Oh my goodness, I am so terribly sorry!” apologizes the embarrassed Queen.
“Oh don't worry about it" the Pope replied "If you hadn't said anything, I'd have just thought it was one of the horses!"
The French Ambassador was on a visit to the U.K.
During one stage of the visit, he was travelling in the Royal Carriage with Her Majesty the Queen.
Suddenly, one of the horses let out a tremendously loud and powerful fart.
"Oh dear, one can only apologise!" Said the Queen.
The French Ambassador was shocked. "I thought it was t...
The visit to Jerusalem
Mr Goldman & his nagging wife of 30 years once went on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem. Through out the plane ride, down to the taxi ride to the hotel she nagged him persistently. While in bed , the nagging continued. The next day Mr Goldberg woke up to discover his wife had died peacefully in her...
A priest visits his cousin, who is also a priest.
The two priests, both in their forties, sit down to dinner.
The visiting priest says, "Cousin, I couldn't help noticing that your housekeeper is quite a young and attractive woman. I take it relations between the two of you are not always completely platonic?"
"How dare you! I am a man...
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