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The Invisible Man Jokes

How did the doctor cure the invisible man?

He took him to the ICU

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Superman vs the invisible man

Superman is super horny, in need of a ride he phones super girl and asks if he can come round for some sex.

She turns him down and says she’s busy.

Superman sad and rejected decides to go for a flight and passes super girls apartment.

Super girl is lying in bed legs spread moan...

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Today I learned that the Invisible Man has been masturbating to me

It came out of nowhere…

My dad dressed up as The Invisible Man today

He's had the costume on for the last 20 years

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So the invisible man masturbated the other day

No one saw him coming.

What did the kid say when he saw the invisible man pee?

Urine visible!

Why is the Invisible Man the worst lawyer?

He can never appear in court.

The Invisible Man married an invisible woman.

The kids were nothing to look at either.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

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Superman is out flying and sees wonder woman naked on a rooftop with her legs wide open and moaning in delight

He thinks to himself that as he is faster than a speeding bullet he can do his business with her and fly off before she knows it. He toys with the idea and decides to go for it. He swoops down fucks her with lightning thrusts and zooms off in a flash. The whole event lasts less than a second. As soo...

The invisible man

Nurse: "Hey doctor, there's a guy out there who thinks he's invisible."

Doctor: "Tell him to wait, I can't see him right now."

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