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I saw a lady texting and driving today

I was furious. I rolled down my window, and threw my beer at her.

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I am over 18

If I see one more asshole texting and driving...

I’m going to roll my window down and throw my beer at them.

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This idiot beside me was texting and driving on the expressway

How irresponsible and dangerous. I was so mad I put my window down and threw my beer at him.

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I get so mad every time I see someone texting and driving

One of these days I'm going to throw my beer at their car!

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I almost got into an accident with someone who was texting and driving...

luckily I braked just in time or else I would've spilt my beer.

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I am over 18

I had to ask my phone directions to the hospital.

It’s reply was, “Keep texting and driving, asshole.”

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