A wowan was found brutally beaten in her home with a bloody kaleidoscope left at the scene.

Police are looking into it and have identified several different colours.

I got offered a job at a kaleidoscope company.

I'm looking into it.

What do you call a telescope that can't stop running into stuff?

A kaleidoscope.

I see your childhood joke and raise you mine: What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

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