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Tbh Jokes

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Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra.

The authorities put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

Can someone please tell me what TBH IDK mean?

and please stop saying to be honest i don't know

Yo mama so dumb

that she spent 5 hours staring at a glass of orange juice because it said ‘concentrate’ on the package.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an apple.

"What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke," the guy protests.

"Just take a bite of the apple," says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes light up.

"Hey this apple tastes just like rum! What did you soak it in it?"

The bartender tells him, "Turn it arou...

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Onestone

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle And whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again, I will kill them!"

The word got arou...

What's the best way to move 300 sheets of dry wall.

Just a little dumb funny thing my boss told me one day. When I first started construction I had to move 300 sheets of dry wall. After about 50 I asked him

"What's the best way to move all this dry wall?"

He said "hire someone else to do it for way less then what it's worth."

I s...

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I love the look on the poor sods faces when I drive by them and they're pissed wet through and freezing cold at the bus stop

Partly why I took the job as a bus driver tbh

I've never owned a toilet brush.So when I got married my wife got me one.

Tbh i still prefer toilet paper

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My German girlfriend used to rate me after sex

One time she suggested we try anal and the whole time she was screaming nine! Nine!

I was like yes! Best I ever did tbh.

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There's a guy going around dipping his testicals in glitter

Its pretty nuts tbh

Sperm banks have difficulties finding donors.

TBH, there is zero interest.

I have put my dogs on a vegan diet.

TBH, they don't like the vegans very much.

What is worse: ignorance or apathy?

TBH I don't know and I don't care...

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

Tbh I don’t really know, but hey! The flag is a big plus!

Im gonna tell some jokes about birthdays to this anti vax kid

But i guess he wont get many of them tbh

I have been a vegan for my whole life, but after my friends kept urging me to eat scrambled eggs, i finally did.

Tbh it wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

Jokes are like boomerangs

You can send one out, and it'll always come back.







tbh even this one but that was 6 months ago.

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