An easy way to make money is to take photos of salmon dressed in formal human clothes.
It’s like… shooting fish in apparel.
Sean Connery used to take photos of himself up against every bookcase he ever saw.
He loved his shelfies.
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What file format does Gordon Ramsay take photos in?
FUCKING RAW!
I tried to take photos at a strip club
Everyone turned out to be over-exposed.
Lighting is very important when I take photos of myself.
Because if there isn't any, chances are it's a good photo.
We had a friend who liked to take photos of himself doing life-risking stunts for fun. We always discouraged him, but one time he got hit by a train at a railway station because of a stunt.
That time, it was painfully clear to us that he had definitely crossed the line.
A photographer from a well known international magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.
When the photographer arrived, he realize that the smoke was so thick, it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything at ground level.
He requested permission to hire a plane and take photos from the air.
Arriving at the airport, he saw a plane warming ...
The Dangerous Pilot
A professional photographer is assigned to cover some of the wildfires that have been rampaging across a national park. His editor tells him to try to get some closeups of the fire fighters that are battling the wildfires.
When he gets to the forest, the photographer discovers thick smoke wh...
My friend's dad is a war photographer, but with a twist.
He goes into battlefields after the shooting's stopped and takes pictures of the aftermath.
The newspaper he works for got him a contract to take photos in Iraq. Well, this was just after the war broke out, and he couldn't just fly into the country, not while there was a war. So he flew into...
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