A man walks into a pub, and requests a pint of Guinness
A man walks into a pub, and requests a pint of Guinness only to be told by the bar staff, "I can't give you a pint of Guinness, the bats will get you".
Confused by this he heads a few doors down to another pub and to his astonishment is told the same thing;
"I can't give you a pint of ...
A man gets shipwrecked at sea
After what felt like days floating on wreckage he washes up on an unknown shore.
He starts to wander around the beautiful land, the air smelled sweeter than any air he’d ever breathed, everything looked clearer than real life. His hunger suddenly hits him and he wished for a big sandwich and...
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