Party Dress Jokes - 17 Hilarious Party Dress Jokes

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken.

Met a girl dressed as an egg. A question as old as time was answered - the chicken.

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My wife said she was going to come to the Halloween party dressed as our life

So she didn’t come

Last night I went to a costume party dressed as a chicken and met a woman dressed as an egg.

One thing led to another ... and a lifelong question was answered.

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp

The host asked me: What are you?

Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.

Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp

Me: Are you calling me a lyre?

Why did the spoon come to the party dressed as a knife?

...The invitation said to look sharp

Arnold Schwarzenegger was going to a fancy dress party dressed as Tchaikovsky

However, when he found out that someone was already dressed as Tchaikovsky, he said "i'll be Bach".

I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a tennis ball.

I got served straight away.

I went to a costume party dressed as the Hulk

Alot of people came up to me and said they loved Flubber

Dude walks into a party dressed as an instrument.

Dude: How do you like my harp costume, Bro?

Dude's Bro: Dude, that's actually to small to be a harp, man.

Dude: *gasp* Are you calling me a lyre?

Guy goes to a costume party dressed in a Speedo with a potato in the front. He knocks on the door of the party and the host says what are you suppose to be?

He says, “I’m a dictator”

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Three Aggies show up at a biblical costume party dressed as firemen.

"This is a biblical costume party!" says the host. "What are you supposed to be?"

"Well," says one of them, "it says right here in the Bible that three wisemen came from afar!"

My wife suggested we go to a fancy dress party dressed as partridges.

Well I'm game if she is.

I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a chicken last night.

I had a number of near misses on the way there. Everyone kept driving straight at me.

Went to a fancy dress party dressed as a turtle with a friend on my back....

Someone asked "who's that on your back?"

"That's Michelle" I replied.

This boy and girl went to a party dressed as calf meat.

I felt like a bit of a third veal.

Some dude went to a Halloween party dressed as Santa.

He was approached by someone who said "Really? You dressed as Santa?"
The man replied "Almost. You see, I went commando."
The person was surprised at the response. So he asked "why does that change anything?"
The man smiled, and slyly replied "Today, I am dressed as Saint Knicker-less"

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Desperate to get laid, so I'm going to my next Halloween party dressed as a giant

...I hear that hot girls love having with assholes

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