Once I went to a party dressed as a mushroom

I really am a fun-guy

Dude walks into a party dressed as an instrument.

Dude: How do you like my harp costume, Bro?

Dude's Bro: Dude, that's actually to small to be a harp, man.

Dude: *gasp* Are you calling me a lyre?

I went to a costume party dressed as an egg and I met a girl dressed as a chicken.

I said to her "So are we going to find out, or what?"

I went to a Fancy Dress Party dressed as a mushroom.

Everyone said that I was a Fun Guy...

I went to a costume party dressed as an egg and

made out with a guy dressed as a chicken. A lifelong paradox of the humankind was answered that day.

It was the chicken.

I went to a Halloween party dressed as a harp

The host asked me: What are you?

Me: Oh, I'm dressed as a harp.

Host: Your costume is too short to be a harp

Me: Are you calling me a lyre?

Why did the nun go to the dress up party dressed as a nun?

Force of habit.

This boy and girl went to a party dressed as calf meat.

I felt like a bit of a third veal.

My wife suggested we go to a fancy dress party dressed as partridges.

Well I'm game if she is.

I went to an underground party dressed as a bird.

I was raven for hours.

I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a chicken last night.

I had a number of near misses on the way there. Everyone kept driving straight at me.

Went to a fancy dress party dressed as a turtle with a friend on my back....

Someone asked "who's that on your back?"


"That's Michelle" I replied.

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A guy goes to the party dressed in nothing but his pants...

Someone asks him what he's supposed to be.

He replies "premature ejaculation"

The man asks him "how's that?"

He then says "well I just came in my pants"

Some dude went to a Halloween party dressed as Santa.

He was approached by someone who said "Really? You dressed as Santa?"
The man replied "Almost. You see, I went commando."
The person was surprised at the response. So he asked "why does that change anything?"
The man smiled, and slyly replied "Today, I am dressed as Saint Knicker-less"

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I went to a party dressed as an egg

Some bastard put me in a freezer and took me out after a while only to throw me into a window

A man is walking around a costume party dressed in green with a woman on his shoulder

When asked what he was he said he was a tortoise. Then when asked about the woman he replied "she's Michelle".

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Desperate to get laid, so I'm going to my next Halloween party dressed as a giant anus

...I hear that hot girls love having sex with assholes

Whatever you do, don't let anybody walk over you.

\- My friend when I attended the party dressed as a land mine.

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A psychologist has a party for all of her patients

She instructs everyone to come dressed as an emotion. As the party begins, she sees her first patient come in dressed in all red. The psychologist asks her "what are you dressed as" and the patient replies "I'm dressed as anger and rage." The next patient comes in and is dressed in all blue. The psy...

The first time I realised I was dyslexic...

Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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