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Carling Jokes

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Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most English

Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most English in three weeks.

After three weeks the Syrians meet again at a McDonalds. The first Syrian makes his case for him being more English by saying: "Every day I have taken my son to football practice and my daughter to dance class...

An American, an Englishman and an Irishman Walk into a Bar..

Barman: What are you guys having?

American: I'll have a Budweiser

Englishman: I'll have a Carling

Irishman: I'll have a water, seeing as none of us are drinking...

Last night in the pub....

Last night in the pub, a woman looked at my beer belly and asked sarcastically, "Is that Carling or Stella?"

I said, "There's a tap underneath it. Try it!"

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