why did princess peach choke?

Mario came down the wrong pipe

What does Princess Peach and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed by an Italian

Mario is breaking up with Princess Peach

Peach: Is it me? Is it my fault?


Mario: No, it's-a not-a you, it's-a me, Mario!

Why was Mario interested in Princess Peach in the first place?

He heard she had a plum bum.

Why does princess peach keep toad around?

Because he's a "fun-gi"

Why did Princess Peach dump Mario for Toad?

Because he just wasn't as much of a fun guy.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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