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Princess Peach Jokes

Why did princess peach begin to choke?

Because Mario came down the wrong pipe

Mario is breaking up with Princess Peach

Peach: Is it me? Is it my fault?


Mario: No, it's-a not-a you, it's-a me, Mario!

What does Princess Peach and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed by an Italian

Why does princess peach keep toad around?

Because he's a "fun-gi"

How are Marie Antoinette, Princess Peach, and GLaDOS alike?

They all lie about there being cake.

Why was Mario interested in Princess Peach in the first place?

He heard she had a plum bum.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why did Princess Peach dump Mario for Toad?

Because he just wasn't as much of a fun guy.

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