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Submerging Jokes

If your Cell Phone is water damaged, try submerging it in rice overnight.

This should attract Asians, who will fix it.
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An Australian Man is Painting his House Blue...

As he works, his wife brings his newborn child outside and asks if he would like to hold the baby.

"Of course!" he says, as he takes his gloves off. He reaches out and takes the child.

After playing with the baby for a minute, he begins to hand the kid back to his wife but trips on his...
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