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Student Debt Jokes

Today the student debt crisis reached $1,696,047,300,123

Honored to be a part of something so huge!

I finally paid off my student debt.

To celebrate, I decided to go to a concert. It was Post Malone.

I read the news and it says that the student debt of the US has surpassed $1.8 trillion

I said "Damn only 3 students owe money"

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Mary comes home to tell her father she is a prostitute

A staunch catholic - he is outraged.

Father: "How can you do this to your mother and I! After how we raised you, took you to chapel and taught you to live by the ways of the Lord! What in heavens name will the rest of the family think of you? Think of us!?

No, I won't have it, you'l...

I was feeling a little down, so I told my dad, “Dad, I feel worthless.”

Dad: Don’t forget that you have thousands of dollars of student debt. So technically you’re less than worthless.

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The word bukkake in Japanese means;

Female student debt relief.

What's the difference between people who voted for Trump, and those that didn't?

On average, about $30,000 in student debt.

If I had 50¢ for every Math test I failed....

I still wouldn't have enough money to pay off my crippling student debt.

A man goes into a job interview

A man, fresh out of college, goes into a job interview and presents himself well. The employer is shocked at how professional he is.

"Wow, you have an incredible resume, and you present yourself fantastically," he says. "Your present lack of experience in the professional world is unconcernin...

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