Why did the stingray have a chat with the scuba diver?
He wanted to have a manta-man talk
(I'm so sorry)
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A guy was having sex with a girl against a 1963 Corvette Stingray, but he couldn't finish
Those are hard to come by
A woman is deciding between three suitors which one to be with. She says to the three men, "we are still young and inexperienced, go out there and travel around the world, we'll see when you come back."
So the first guy goes to Europe and tours the different countries there.
The second guy goes to Europe, then Asia, then Africa, then Australia and basically goes everywhere.
The third guy doesn't go anywhere.
6 months later they all meet up and the first guy says, "I went to all...
Why can't we blame all Stingrays for Steve Irwin's death?
Because hating all of them would clearly be an example of Ray-cism.
What do you get if you get stung by a group of stingrays?
An older gentleman bought a brand new Corvette Stingray and drove it off the lot
He then immediately went to the nearest highway. He decided he was just going to see what it could do.
He gets going up to 80 mph, then 90, then up to 100. He is getting excited when he sees a state trooper behind him, he then just panics and puts his foot to the floor, accelerating himself ...
Trip to the aquarium joke
The other week I was in the aquarium having a whale of a time (pardon the pun). I saw sea horses, sharks, turtles, the whole shebang. But I couldn't wait to get to my favourite creature. I don't know why but I've always been fascinated by eels. I did a project on them in primary school and since the...