What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?
The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.
I couldn't decide whether to use a chair or step stool to reach the top shelf...
I went with the ladder.
You can only borrow one tool at a time, either a mold or a step stool.
Will you choose the former or the latter?
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Everyone talks about their stepladder. I grew up with a step stool. Never knew my real stool...
But that's okay, everyone tells me he was a piece of crap.
Two men are discussing how they'll reach a lightbulb that needs to be changed.
Man 1: would you like the ladder or the step stool?
Man 2: I prefer the ladder.
Man 1: ok, step stool it is.
Since most of us are stuck / bored in quarantine here are my top ways you can get high at home.
1. A ladder - This will get you the highest, no doubt. 2. A step stool - This won't get you as high but it is good for a quick, short high. 3. A Barstool - this one is a but more trippy and unsafe, but can work if you don't have safer ways to get high.
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement. Whereas the party of the first part, who will be henceforth be addressed as 'the lawyers' and the party of the second part, henceforth addressed as 'th...
I tried to get a Jacobs ladder penile piercing...
Best I could get was a Jacobs Step stool.
I work at an unusual restaurant......
The owner is woman name Lily who liked to drink a lot. She had the restaurant’s logo, the label from a bottle of vodka, drawn on everything. Chairs, tables, light fixtures, bathroom sinks, etc. They were everywhere! Worse yet, it was done with a #2 pencil. The weird owner would also keep all the lar...