Steam Train Jokes - 6 Hilarious Steam Train Jokes

A steam train engineer had a new apprentice... [long]

The older man showed the young lad the coal car, the boiler, and so on.

"What should I call you, lad?" the engineer barked.

"Charles, sir," replied the apprentice timidly.

"I have been working steam trains for thirty years," the older man roared, "and I have \_never\_ addressed ...

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My friend always wanted to get run over by a steam train...

So when it finally happened, he was chuffed to bits.

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Saw a really nice steam train today.

I was chuffed.

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Two old men were waiting for their steam train which was running late.

"I know this train driver, his name is Bob. First time he's ever been late," one says.

"All train drivers are late some days," replies the other.

"No, not Bob, ever. He may never speak to anyone, or even look them in the eye, but he gets on that train and burns his secret ingredient an...

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What did Tupac say when he drove a steam train?

*I didn't choose the chug life, the chug life chose me.*

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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