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Why are Stamford prisoners so well behaved?

Because they come from con-etiquette.

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An English couple went to New York and hired a cab

The cab driver had a broad Southern accent

Cabbie: "whhhherre are Yaaah
Frumm?"

Wife: "what is he sayin?"
Husband: "asking where we from"

Husband to cabbie: "London"

Cabbie:" whereeee inn Londonn?"

Wife:"what is he sayin?"
Husband to wife: "asking where f...

Why did..

Q : Why did Manchester United go to Stamford Bridge?
A : Four Nothing

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