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Spanish Inquisition Jokes

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Why did the Spanish Inquisition yank out people's molars?

Because they wanted the tooth, the whole truth, so help them God.

What do R/Jokes have in common with the Spanish Inquisition?

It just a bunch of tortured puns

What is the difference between Spanish Inquisition and Jojo?

You should always expect a Jojo reference

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a boy was asked to think of three good quotes at school

he went home and asked his mother, she said “a fool and his money are soon parted”

he asked his father, he said “ask and you shall receive”

he asked his grandfather, who served the military, he said, “where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved”

he went ba...

Whenever I'm asked "What happened in 1492?", people are always surprised by my answer.

Nobody expects "The Spanish Inquisition".

I bet you won’t expect this. What has five eyes but can’t see?

The Spanish Inquisition!

What do you call a joke with an unexpected ending?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Thanos came to Earth in 2023

seeking the six Infinity Stones. As he sat on a rock, waiting for his underlings to bring the Stones to him, three strange men arrived in front of him, seemingly out of nowhere. One wore a red cape, another bore a red shield, the third was clad in a red suit. They fought, and it was a bloody battle,...

The CIA, the FBI, and the LAPD are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.

The Spanish Inquisition return with a rabbit that's converted to Christianity and is a foot taller than it was before.

Were you not expecting that? Nobody was.

My girlfriend got so kinky it caught me completely off guard

On several separate occasions she dressed as a teacher, a doctor, a police officer, and as a prison guard. But it didn't prepare me for what came yesterday.

Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Q: You are in Spanish Inn and hear a knock on the door, who do you expect?

You: The Spanish Inquisition?

A: It’s Room Service. How could you get that wrong, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

What's an eggs least favourite day?

Spanish Inquisition.

A man was walking down the street

The Spanish Inquisition

When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Guess What?













The Spanish Inquisition.

A girl was studying French, and doing very well at it.

One day, she asked her teacher “Do you know anything about Spanish? For I know everything there is to know about French, and I need a new language.”

The teacher responded “What a sudden change! And why would you possibly ask me, your French teacher? This was completely unexpected!”

“No...

My parents asked my why i was suddenly learning a foreign language?

I told them, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition "

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Spanish Inquisition.

There are 2 types of people in the world -

Those who expect the Spanish Inquisition and those who don't.

Ha! You were expecting a well thought out Joke! But no...

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

A father was expecting a baby and waiting for the doctor to come out.

Doctor came out and said it's the Spanish inquisition.

Chuck Norris just put up a new sign outside his house...

It says 'Welcome, Spanish Inquisition!'

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar

Spanish Inquisition

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

TIFU by clicking on a link that read "Click to see something unexpected!"

Spanish Inquisition.

I just saw the Assassins Creed Movie Trailer...

I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition.

One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.

On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:
 
"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"

The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give...

At the end of a very strange day, a Jewish-turned Catholic man calls his Catholic friend to chat.

The moment the Catholic picks up, the former-Jewish man tells him that he had several people knocking at his door at two in the morning when he least expected it. The former Jewish man tells his friend that from his sleep-addled perspective, they strangely almost seemed like they were covered in sca...

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