Inquisition Jokes

It just a bunch of tortured puns

Because they wanted the tooth, the whole truth, so help them God.

The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.

The Spanish Inquisition return with a rabbit that's converted to Christianity and is a foot taller than it was before.

Were you not expecting that? Nobody was.

The Spanish Inquisition.

You should always expect a Jojo reference

I heard the women had nice racks.

Nobody expects "The Spanish Inquisition".

Nobody expects the spinach inquisition.

seeking the six Infinity Stones. As he sat on a rock, waiting for his underlings to bring the Stones to him, three strange men arrived in front of him, seemingly out of nowhere. One wore a red cape, another bore a red shield, the third was clad in a red suit. They fought, and it was a bloody battle,... read more

The Spanish Inquisition.

It seems nobody expects the spinach inquisition

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-nish Inquisition

You: The Spanish Inquisition?

A: It’s Room Service. How could you get that wrong, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

On several separate occasions she dressed as a teacher, a doctor, a police officer, and as a prison guard. But it didn't prepare me for what came yesterday.

Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

The Spanish Inquisition!

The Flan-ish Inquisition

Spanish Inquisition.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

The Spanish Inquisition.

I told them, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition "

The Spanish Inquisition.

Vegans need to lay off attacking others for their eating habits....

The last thing we need is another Spinach Inquisition.

Turns out, it wasn’t the Spanish Inquisition. It was divorce papers

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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“Like the Spanish Armada?” I asked.

“Yeah,” he said and I shook my head in disbelief.

“Well,” I sighed. “At least he isn’t called Mr Inquisition. Nobody would have expected that.”

It says 'Welcome, Spanish Inquisition!'

I wasn't expecting some sort of spinach inquisition!

The Spanish Inquisition

One day, she asked her teacher “Do you know anything about Spanish? For I know everything there is to know about French, and I need a new language.”

The teacher responded “What a sudden change! And why would you possibly ask me, your French teacher? This was completely unexpected!”

“No... read more

nish Inquisition

The Spanish Inquisition.

Spanish Inquisition.

I did not expect The Spanish Inquisition.

There once was a man named Ish. He was a curious guy, always trying to find out new things. He decided to take a trip all around Europe.

He went to France, Germany, Belgium, Portugal, and eventually ended up smack dab in the middle of Spain. He, being the curious guy that he was, immediately... read more

On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:
 
"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"

The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give... read more

The moment the Catholic picks up, the former-Jewish man tells him that he had several people knocking at his door at two in the morning when he least expected it. The former Jewish man tells his friend that from his sleep-addled perspective, they strangely almost seemed like they were covered in sca... read more