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Smoking Crack Jokes

Paying tax is like smoking crack

I can quit any time I want

My daughter told me that she now believes in the power of rocks

I thought that she became spiritual,
Turns out she just started smoking Crack

I'm proud to say I've been clean for one year.

But all these showers aren't helping me quit smoking crack.

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Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking crack and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and purs...

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