The guy who invented auto-correct for smart phones passed away today.
Restaurant in peace.
Why do doctors allow smart phones in the delivery room?
Did you know they didn't have smart phones in ancient Rome?
They had tablets.
Cats don't need smart phones to solve their problems, they just sleep until the problem solves itself.
Cats: There's a nap for that.
Apparently people are using smart phones instead of credit cards now.
I tried this but my cocaine was very lumpy.
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So Ms. Delinsky is trying to get her 4th-graders to settle down for a quiz.
She's been having real problems with her newest year of students, who as always seem way rowdier than the year before them. She blames smart phones and internet memes for this. However, Ms. Delinsky a clever lady, and she thinks she has a plan. She's going to start a 'meme' in her class: Quiz Positi...
My favorite joke of all time.
A man calls information for a phone number (this happened before smart phones)
Anyway, the man asks for Derp Smith in Derpville, California.
The operator says "I have many listings for Derp Smith, do you have a street name?"
The man thought for a moment and replied