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Slim Shady Jokes

Few years ago I saw Slim Shady in concert and instead of rapping he just kept pulling his pants down and mooning the crowd.

Honestly the whole thing was just Em bare assing.

what if stephen hawking was the real slim shady

but he couldn’t stand up

What did Slim Shady ask the class on his first day of teaching at music school?

"Hi kids, do you like violins?"

Why did the government seize Slim Shady's property?

It was emineminent domain.

Three reasons to stand up:

1) To get the remote.

2) To go to the bathroom.

3) Because you're the real Slim Shady.

What would happen if Eminem lost weight and started doing questionable things?

He'd be the real Slim Shady.

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