UPJOKE

Why I am the way I am

My children asked me once why I am the way I am. So I told them.

One day, shortly after my first child was born, I came across an old lamp in a bundle of baby clothes. I wiped the lamp off, and a genie appeared and offered me three wishes. "But," the genie added, "your wishes will come with a...

I’ve reached the age where I can’t tell..

whether I have sustained an injury, or that’s just the way I am now.

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