A man decides to get rid of the cat who keep crappin in his shoes...
So he takes the cat to the local park, releases him in the bushes and goes home.
Upon coming home, his wife tells him the cat's back and sleepin on the couch.
The man is shocked but determined to get rid of the cat, he drives the cat into the forest and walks deep into the woods and re...
What's the difference between a healthy vampire and a sick vampire? [OC]
One sleeps in a coffin, The other coughs while sleepin'.
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The miracle of alcohol
An Irishman promises his wife that he will quit drinking. All goes well for about three weeks. One night, his friends invite him to join them at the pub.
"Ya don't have to drink at all. Just trade some stories with the boys."
The Irishman agrees to stay for a little while. After an hou...
Long - 2 Poets
Two men arrive at the pearly gates, each claiming to be famous poets. St. Peter cannot believe they both are poets, so he decides to give them a test. He tells them to compose a poem of 4 lines, with the last word being Timbuktu. He gives them 30 minutes.
After the time is up, the first man a...