My dog can talk. He talks in his sleep and has said some things about me (that my wife has heard) that are untrue.
Proving you should NOT let sleeping dogs lie!
A dog sleepwalks into a bar . . .
He tells the bartender “ZZZZ I’m a cat ZZZZ I’m a cat.” The bartender says “Yes sir you are.” The sleepwalking dog leaves and a patron says “Why did you agree with him? That dog’s not a cat!!” The bartender replies “You gotta let sleeping dogs lie.”
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The truth-talking dog
A man had built great wealth, touring the globe with a truth-talking dog.
A friendly local thought this was too good to be true and paid the $50 entry fee to see for himself.
As he entered, the dog started immediately: “Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon” “The square ro...
The dog farted, left the room to take a nap, and now everyone's blaming me!
I'll be damned if I'm gonna let sleeping dogs lie.
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