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Sleep Over Jokes

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3 guys were at a sleep over

They just watched a horror movie so decide to sleep on the same bed.
In the morning when they wake up.
The guy on the left says "I had great dream where he was being wanked of by a hot blond"
The guy on right says "Oh shit, I had a dream where I was being wanked of but by a brunette"
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The son asked his father: Dad can me and my friends have a sleep-over?

Dad: Yeah. They can sleep over at they house.

Note: Saw this on Dad Jokes and had to share it.

A nun was losing sleep over whether or not to take up sewing

She heard it could be habit-forming

Angela Merkel visits Donald Trump in Washington

During her stay Trump asks her: "Tell me Chancellor Merkel, what's the secret of your years of success?"

Chancellor Merkel responds: "Well I have always surrounded myself with intelligent people."

"Very interesting", says Trump, "but how exactly do you know if they are intelligent?"<...

Daylight savings is coming up...

Don't lose sleep over it.

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Three couples are trying to join a very conservative church

After going through all of the night classes, Bible lectures, and vows, the minister says they have one final test: they must abstain from relations for one week. All of them agree and go on their way.

When they return, the minister asks them how they did.

The first couple is in their...

Difference between men and women

A woman didn't come home one night.

The next morning her husband asks her where she was.

She says that she decided to sleep over at a friend's house.

The husband calls 10 of her best friends to see if that's true... none know anything about it.

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[NSFW] [Long]A newly wed couple movies in with each other for the first time...

A newly wed couple moves in with each other for the first time and are going through the normal aches and pains of learning to live with someone new.

For the most part, everything is going well. No big disagreements, a couple of small annoying habits, but nothing major. Though, after several ...

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The blonde went to her friend’s house for dinner one night

When they’d finished , the blonde girl got up to leave but noticed it was pissing down with rain outside.

‘It’s okay you can sleep over here tonight ‘ said her friend. ‘I’ll go and make up a bed for you.’

When she came back downstairs, she saw her blonde friend completely drenched. <...

My girlfriend left me because I have narcolepsy.

I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

Steve was at the Bob's house until late

and when time came to go he faced a hellish rain. Bob took pity on him and said "You cannot go home with weather like that. You might as well sleep over. Steve agreed.

As Bob was done preparing the bed he started searching for Steve not finding him anywhere. After more than an hour, there was...

What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?

Eh, I'm not losing any sleep over it.

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The bus driver

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route.

No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six foot eight, built like ...

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