I want to start running twenty four-hour gyms

And they’ll all be open 11-3 daily

A tourist in Ireland goes into a local pub and orders a pint...

While sitting at the bar he gets into conversation with the barman and learns that it's a really close community who often meet and enjoy time together at the pub.
As they talk, a local stands up and the bar goes silent.
"Twenty four!" He calls out, before sitting back down, to which the estab...

On prom night, my father gave me a pack of condoms and said, use them wisely, and not as water balloons. Because I'd end up where he did.

He was put in lock up for twenty four hours for vandalising the neighbour's property.

A man goes to the doctor for a checkup...

...and the doctor says:

"I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?"

"Give me the good news," says the man.

"You have twenty four hours to live."

"What?" says the man. "If that's the good news, what's the bad news?"

"I should have told you ye...

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