Every summer I get bit by exactly one thousand and twenty four bugs
My wife told me to get over it cause it was just one byte.
I want to start running twenty four-hour gyms
And they’ll all be open 11-3 daily
Late for school
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has to tell a big lie explaining why.
The teacher tells the headmaster that she is fed up with his exaggerations.
The headmaster tells her to send Johnny to him the next time he turns up late.
He'll t...
A tourist in Ireland goes into a local pub and orders a pint...
While sitting at the bar he gets into conversation with the barman and learns that it's a really close community who often meet and enjoy time together at the pub. As they talk, a local stands up and the bar goes silent. "Twenty four!" He calls out, before sitting back down, to which the estab...
On prom night, my father gave me a pack of condoms and said, use them wisely, and not as water balloons. Because I'd end up where he did.
He was put in lock up for twenty four hours for vandalising the neighbour's property.
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