An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.

The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and reminisced through the halls.

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of a...

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I decided to name my dick "The sixtieth of an hour"

for obvious reasons.

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Super Sex

For his sixtieth birthday, his friends got a call girl to visit him. When he answered the door, the call girl said, “your friends sent me over here for super sex “

He said, “I’ll take the soup.”

The Old African King

There was once a highly respected King of an African tribe. Every year since his thirtieth birthday, he had been given a brand new throne to sit in for the year. Each year, the new throne far surpassed the beauty and value of the one prior to it. The problem was, each person in this tribe lived i...

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