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Super Sex

For his sixtieth birthday, his friends got a call girl to visit him. When he answered the door, the call girl said, “your friends sent me over here for super sex “

He said, “I’ll take the soup.”

The Old African King

There was once a highly respected King of an African tribe. Every year since his thirtieth birthday, he had been given a brand new throne to sit in for the year. Each year, the new throne far surpassed the beauty and value of the one prior to it. The problem was, each person in this tribe lived i...

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