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There once was a sweet little spider...

There once was a sweet little spider

who thought a dark corner would hide her.

Whilst a fly she was shucking

A dyson came sucking

Was I sad? No 'cause fuck little spiders.

My dad CLAIMS to have invented this joke. I think it's too good and don't want to give him credit, but I can't find it online.

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The Lion and the Elephant

Everybody knows that the lion is the king of the jungle. Always has been, and for generations it seemed like he always would be. One afternoon, however, after a particularly poorly received watering hole decision, the elephant had had enough.

“Lion,” he said, “I’ve been your major domo for a...

Restaurant owner warns his employee: "one must open oysters carefully"...

The employee answers: "no shucking fit!"

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