I made a frozen pizza this morning. I took off the shrink wrap on the pizza and noticed it had some small holes in it where the frozen cheese had stabbed through.

That was some sharp cheddar.

So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of shrink wrap...

The doctor looks up and says;

"I can clearly see your nuts."

Made this one up years ago....What do they call it when a psychiatrist and a rapper get together for a talk?

Shrink wrap!

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