UPJOKE

Machine Like Jokes

Sausage Factory

A Mississipi Man took his son to visit a sausage factory.

- See this my son? This is a modern machine in which a donkey was placed on one side and the sausage came out ready on the other side.

- Dad, is there a machine like this one, where we put the sausage and it releases a donke...

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Charles XII of Sweden, Darius of Persia and Napoleon are sitting at a bar.

Charles XII of Sweden, Darius of Persia and Napoleon are sitting at a bar, watching a military parade on CNN.
Impressed by modern technology Charles XII says - "Man, if i had mechanised infratry like that I'd have kicked ass at the Poltava battle."

Darius replies - "And if i had artille...

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