Little Johnny is in school and they have show and tell.

The teacher asks the class to tell about something that happened in their family recently. When it is Johnny's turn. he walks to the board and draws two periods ". ." The teacher asks him to explain. He says"My sister missed these and my parents are real upset."

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he found out his school was organizing a show and tell about classical music ?

I'll be Bach.

My weird uncle came into show and tell with me when I was younger.

Worst funeral ever.

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I showed my penis at show and tell

Then I lost my teaching license

A week before Memorial Day, kids bring pictures of veteran family members to school for show and tell.

First up was Mary. "My daddy served in Afghanistan. He was a paratrooper."

"A paratrooper?" Asked the teacher, who was awed.

"Yes, please look closer -- you can see his jump badge."

Second was Joe. "My granny served in Vietnam. She was a doctor."

"A doctor?" Asked the tea...

It's show and tell day...

In kindergarten class, and its Johnny's turn. He goes up to the board and puts a dot.

"What's that, Johnny?" The teacher asks.
"It's a period," replies Johnny.
"What's so special about a period Johnny?" she asks.
"I have no idea, but my sister missed one, so my dad starting yelling, ...

Show and Tell with Grandpa Olie

A boy has brought his Grandpa Olie into class, to tell about some of his experiences as a pilot in World War II.

"Well," the old man begins, "I remember this one time, I was flying on patrol, when this one Fokker surprises me from behind!"

A few of the kids in the class start to snicke...

In school there was a show and tell event.

Teacher: Adeline what did you bring?

Adeline: A MP3!

Teacher: Nice! What about you Ben?

Ben: A MP4.

Teacher: Interesting. What about you Carl?

Carl: I brought my MP5. Dan brought his MP7, Eva brought her MP18 and Fritz brought his MP40.

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This kid does a show and tell for his 3rd grade class...

But first he wants to get some research on "where do babies come from". First the kid asks his mother and says "Mum, where do babies come from?" The mother replies, "the stork brought you here."
So the kid goes to his dad and asks him, "where do babies come from?"
The dad replies, "the stork b...

So a boy went up for show and tell...

So a boy went up for show and tell. When he got to the front of the room he drew a dot on the board. The teacher asked what it was.

Boy: It's a period.

Teacher: And why did you bring it?

Boy: Well it's pretty important.

Teacher: How so?

Boy: Well, last night when m...

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Kenny brought his pet cat to school on tuesday.

The teacher confused replied, "Why do you have your pet today? You know well that Monday is show and tell."

Kenny replied, "I meant to save his life. I heard my dad say 'Once kenny leaves for school, I'm goin to eat that fuckin pussy,' to my mom."

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What Does Your Father Do?

It was 3rd grade show and tell in Ms.Johnson's class and she was going around asking all of the children what their fathers do for a living. Ms.Johnson walks up to the first kid and asks "What does your dad do for a living, Johnny?" to which he responds "He's a firefighter." "Very good, Johnny. What...

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So little Timmy is at school and for show and tell, he drew a dot on the board.

The teacher asks him, what's that?

Timmy then replies, it's a period!

Teacher, what's so special about it that you brought it in for show and tell?

Timmy, I don't know, but this morning, my s...

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