Why are shooting stars so fast? (x-post from /dadjokes)
They’re traveling light.
Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?
Because they're meteor
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars
(Dark) What do you call depressed American kids?
Shooting stars
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
One day a man decided that he was going to take up shooting...
So he signed up for a concealed carry license class and got his own weapon. When he was done with the classroom portion, they took the class out to the shooting range to shoot some targets. The instructor told them only to shoot the 3 targets across the range. The man hit all 3 directly in the middl...
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