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I was always told as a kid “if you shake it more than twice you’re just playing with it”

If that were true I would still have my baby

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Old Russian joke: One day the bear escaped from the zoo

One day the bear escaped from the zoo and climbed a tree in a residential area. Same day lonely old lady came out in the morning for milk, saw the bear and called the zoo. Half an hour later a rusty old van drove to her house. Hefty bearded man with a shotgun got out of the van followed by little wh...

Do you know why women fart after they pee?

They can't shake it so they need to blow dry.

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