In the interests of self care, and to promote healthier lifestyle choices for myself now that I'm single, each morning when I get up, I look myself in the mirror, and say the three little words I always used to say to my wife
"You're too fat"
My parents really named me oddly.
Hi, I'm Oddly. Nice to meet you.
I hope you're doing okay during the pandemic. Be kind to yourself and try to practice self care.
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From my friend
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