Scented Candle Jokes - 8 Hilarious Scented Candle Jokes

Why are scented candles so expensive?

Because they take a wick to make one.

Everyone talks about how wonderful scented candles are...

But I know they're wicked.

What's the deal with scented candles?

If they work, they stink. If they don't work, they still stink.

A Hindu candle company has released a "Nirvana" scented candle.

It smells like teen spirit.

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A drunk man was at the checkout waiting to buy more beer when...

..a young women behind him began placing her items down. She had a bottle of wine, ice cream, scented candles, a magazine, and some tampons. She notices the drunk man watching her and decides to add condoms to her pile from off the rack. The man looks the at the items, then back at her and drunkenly...

I found a "Fresh Baked Bread" scented candle

I bought it because I love the smell of fresh bread. But when I lit it, it smelled like toast.

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A young, single woman is feeling lonely

and decides to take matters into her own hands. To shy to buy a toy, she heads to the grocery store and picks out some scented candles, a bottle of wine, some personal lubricant and a large cucumber. She takes her items up to the till and the cashier says:

"You're single, hey?"

She...

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So there’s this lady, shopping in a grocery store.

She walks over to the produce section and picks out a nice sized cumber, some large carrots, and a decently sized eggplant. As she continues shopping, she picks up a Barry Manilow cd from the $5 discount bin and a few pumpkin spice scented candles. As she heads to the register she grabs her last ite...

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