I´ve just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody!

I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.

I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel sick.

It must be the high Mercury content.

I was at a job interview yesterday and they asked me if I can perform under pressure

I told them my ‘go to’ is Bohemian Rhapsody

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A man is found dead with Bohemian Rhapsody on repeat.

Poor bastard died of Mercury poisoning.

When I worked as a spy...

I was tasked with capturing someone overseas and bringing them back to MI5 for interrogation. On an overnight layover I took the captive to a local karaoke bar where they sang a surprisingly fantastic version of Bohemian Rhapsody. Honestly, it was an extraordinary rendition!

Friend of mine offered to lend me his Bohemian Rhapsody DVD

Turned out it was a pirated copy. Was pretty average quality if I’m being honest, could only see a little silhouetto of a man

I asked my friend if he wanted to go see the Bohemian Rhapsody movie.

He said, “Sure, but we need to get tickets. Can you do the Fandango?”

How did Bohemian peasants receive payment from the government in the 1400s?

They received payczechs

What's a furry's favorite line from Bohemian Rhapsody?

Mamaaaaa, OwO

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Did Queen release a Hip-Hop album in the 70s?

Becauase I keep hearing of a Bohemian Rap-CD

Trains

HE LOVED DRIVING TRAINS

In fact, it was his passion. Ever since he was a little boy, his dream was to drive trains. Soon after high school, he got an apprenticeship, and a little while later he got his train-driving liscence and started his career. Oh, the joy! He was having the best time of ...

Did you hear about the place in western Czech Republic where they do hip-hop covers of Queen songs?

It's the Bohemian Rap City.

Queen released a hip hop version of their song.

It's called Bohemian Rap City

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