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Saudi Arabian Jokes

What do Saudi Arabian criminals fear?

The Long Arm Abdullah

Why are Saudi Arabians Clueless?

Because They live under Iraq

An American, a Saudi Arabian, and a Chinese person were asked what their opinion on the global wood shortage was.

Unfortunately, none of them understood the question.

The American asked, “what’s a shortage?”

The Saudi asked, “what is wood?”

The Chinese asked, “what’s an opinion?”

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A Saudi Arabian diplomat visits the United States.

A Saudi Arabian diplomat visits the United States.

He is greeted at his embassy by Obama.

The diplomat invites Obama into a secret room. Once inside, he says to Obama, "Let me show you a program we use on people in our country."

Obama agrees and the diplomat leaves the room. ...

A Saudi Arabian prince is going to college in England

He texts his father,
"Dad, I feel weird driving my Lamborghini to school when all my classmates take a train"
His father replies;
"Son, I have transferred 500 million dollars into your account. Go out and buy a train and stop embarrassing this family"

Saudi Arabians just seem so ignorant about everything...

It’s like they’ve been living under Iraq!

Why did the Saudi Arabian cross the road?

To get to the other... Sa'id...

i'm half indian and half saudi arabian

so i get my 9/11 at the 7/11

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

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What is the difference between American girls and Saudi Arabian girls?

American girls like to get stoned *before* they have sex.

A Saudi Arabian Oil Baron sends his son to study abroad...

To help his son in his life and studies abroad, he gives his son a good deal of money and more importantly, a Ferrari sportscar, as he though it might be a good idea to flaunt some wealth.

Despite this, a few weeks later his son calls him and laments “Dad, every time I go to lectures, I driv...

I met a Saudi Arabian girl online, and I think things are getting serious.

She just added me as a friend on Eyebook.

Q: What is the scariest Halloween decoration theme for 2018?







A: Saudi Arabian consulate

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A very clean joke

A Portuguese, Spaniard, Dane, Finn, Swede, German, French, Italian, Belgian, Austrian, Czech, Polish, Russian, Afgani, Serbian, Brit, Irish, Scot, Sardinian, Corsican, Icelander, Belarian, Romanian, Yugoslavian, Hungarian, Ukrainian, Bulgarian, Turk, Morrocan, Algerian, Liberian, Sudanese, S. Africa...

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A classic. No doubt you've seen it before, but here goes:

In Heaven, there is the ideal citizen of the world:

He has the MANNERS of the Englishman, and the SEX APPEAL of the Spaniard.
He has the HUMOUR of the Irishman, and the BRAIN of the German.
He has the STYLE of the Italian, and the COURAGE of the Scotsman.
He has the MUSCLES of th...

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