The Bartender shouts 'Get out we don't serve your type in here'
Headstone Designer: I'm going to use Comic Sans on your headstone.
Client: Over my dead body!
Headstone Designer: Yes
This girl wanted to show me her sans clothing...
I mean, I appreciate a good Undertale cosplay but I feel misled.
A calligrapher died peacefully in his sleep.
He soon woke up in a land of paradise. He spent the next few days exploring. Heaven was exactly as he imagined—pristine rolling hills, golden castles upon cloud tops, reunions with lost loved ones, and endless opportunities to explore one's hobbies. He had access to the finest selection of inks and ...
A young woman, let's call her Emma...
... Loses her arms in a tragic bear accident. After healing, she decides to go get a job. The local church decides to find her some work she can do even without arms. She is hired as the new organ player.
Needless to say, her first day as an organ player goes poorly. She quits in shame. ...
Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?
No one wants to be comic sans.
I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV
Now im a comic sans resume
I don't mind comic sans.
It's honestly a very well rounded font.
The Cathedral of San Giovanni
The City-State of San Giovanni is largely forgotten today. In 1571, however, it was a wonderful place to be for both the secular and the spiritual. The was no war for three centuries, the market benefited from its close proximity to the Old Salt Route, and the artist community was vibrant and influe...
What was Robin Hood's favourite variety of font?
Sans-sheriff
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