I tried playing my Demi Lovato record today

But the needle kept getting stuck

Why wont Demi Lovato play soccer?

She cant seem to kick anything

Demi Lovato announced they are non-binary today

Congratulations Themi Lovato!

TMZ revealed Demi Lovato was briefly attached to Wonder Woman 1984

Her agent then told her it was a super**heroine** film.

What's Demi Lovato's favorite band?

The one she uses to tie-off.

I bet Demi Lovato...

Can open a Capri Sun on the first try

What was Demi Lovato's last big hit?

Heroin.

Why does Demi Lovato's driveway have a light house beside it?

The end part of her drive home is usually pretty foggy

After everything she's been through and survived, one word comes to mind when I think of Demi Lovato.

Heroine.

I keep keep seeing all these pictures from Demi Lovato’s overdose

And here I thought it was just a “before makeup” picture

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Fuck its hot.

Hotter than a spoon at Demi Lovato's house.

What is Demi Lovato's half-sister's name?

Semi Lovato :p

*I'll show myself out*

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