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My favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandmother

until my mom took the urn from me.

My favourite childhood memory was making sandcastles with my grandfather.

Until my mother hid his urn away from me.

Credit. Sandi Toksvig

When I was a kid, I made a really big sandcastle with my grandma

Unfortunately, I didn't impress anyone at the cremation...

Sandcastles

One of my fondest memories are building sandcastles with my grandpa, but then my nan took the urn away.

I made a little sandcastle with my grandpa.

Now I'm banned from the crematorium.

When I was younger,I used to love making sandcastles with my grandmother

Until my mom started hiding the urn

I used to love building sandcastles with my grandma

But my parent's eventually found it creepy and glued the urn shut

“I used to make sandcastles with my grandma”

But then my mother would tell me to put the urn back

Saw some kids building sandcastles on the beach so I ran and jumped on one of them.

Then I wrecked his sandcastle.

I was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Cancer

The cancer sucks, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!

Wait

No

I do

I can feel the edges of my mind unraveling; each piece, once so firmly put together, slowly falling away from my grasp. To know that the mind, the seat of who you are, can simply... disintegrate, like a...

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A friend told me this, and he might have got it from reddit so this might be a repost but here it goes [Long]

3 best friends decide to travel to an lonely little island somewhere near the Bahamas in the hopes of having a relaxing camping trip, for old time’s sake.

They arrive by water plane, and the pilot informs them that he’ll be returning to pick them up the next day. The men, happy to finally be ...

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