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Sail Through Jokes

What kills people who sail through the Bermuda Triangle?

Heat exhaustion - it's 180 degrees inside of a triangle.

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A man hears a knock on the door

A man hears a soft thud on the back door to his house and wonders what the hell it is. He goes to the door and there’s a snail sitting there, looking up at him

The snail then opens its mouth and says:
“Excuse me mate, you wouldn’t happen to have...”

The man, terrified, kicks the sna...

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A man was wandering, alone in a forest in rural China

He was getting weary from the long hours of constant walking, and was feeling very thirsty. He stopped to have a look around, and spotted a little shack in the forest. As he approached, an old man with a great long beard came out towards him, and bowed. "I see you are tired from walking, and you loo...

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