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Sacked Jokes

I can’t believe I just got sacked from the keyboard factory

They said I wasn’t putting enough shifts in

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I nearly got sacked today, simply for refusing to serve a girl who'd clearly had too many.

The fat cunt complained to my McManager.

Why did the cross eyed teacher get sacked?

They couldn’t control their pupils.

I was sacked from a packing factory.

I had a big roll of bubble wrap and I said to the foreman "Boss, what shall I do with this?" He said "Just pop it over there in the corner". Took me all bloody day.

I got sacked today on my first day as a masseur

Apparently “finish up on my face” doesn’t mean what I thought it did !

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Did you hear about the male porn star that got fired (sacked) from his day job at the gas station (petrol station, servo, whatever it is in your part of the world)?

Not his fault, it was force of habit: Just before the tank was full, he would take the nozzle out and squirt the rest all over the back of the car.

I was sacked yesterday for being a pervert.

I don't understand why, I'm always hard at work.

Got sacked from my job as a zoo keeper.

But as I said in my disciplinary

"all the signs say DON'T feed the animals"

My buddy has been sacked from his job in recycling.

I can't believe he has gone and thrown it all away.

I went to a tough school.

In English class, the teacher asked 'what comes after a sentence', and someone yelled out 'an appeal'.The science teacher asked the class how to prove the law of gravity. They threw her out the window."I tell you...at the football games, after our team sacked the quarterback, they went after his fam...

I've just been sacked from my job as a prophet..

Did *not* see that coming.

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Got sacked from work because my boss caught me masturbating in my cubicle. I did it because it helps me focus.

Goes without saying - I regret cumming to work today

Why did the man get sacked from the calendar factory?

He decided to take a few days off

You hear about the quarterback who switched teams after being sacked 8 times??

The grass was greener on the other side of defense.

I got sacked from my job at the guillotine factory today

It’s a cut throat business

Just been sacked from my dream job as a maths teacher. Been there since 2010

What a waste of 15 years!

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I was sacked today for having sex with a customer in the back of my bus.

Well I say bus... technically it's a hearse.

I've been sacked from my job as a chef after spending every shift chopping herbs instead of cooking meals.

They couldn't be dealing with thyme wasters.

Bob the Builder sacked!

The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.. They say they can no longer trust any children's Tv star who claims to be able to fix it!!

I got sacked on my first day as a 911 dispatcher...

I got a call saying "officer down, officer down"

I said "aw, what's up buddy, I'll cheer you up"

I was unlucky to be sacked as a chef for using the incorrect fish and herbs

Wrong plaice, wrong thyme

I asked my friend why has he stopped making jokes and puns about Trump after he was sacked from the White House.

He said he's Biden his time

I got sacked as a tour guide in Vatican City.

As I was talking about the pope, we turned a corner and I said, "Ah, speak of the devil".

I got sacked from a job for smiling too much…

I said, "If I can't smile on the job, get yourself another undertaker."

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I thought they testicle convention would be a good place to relax and unwind, but...

...it was just nuts!

Been working mornings in a juice factory, but I got sacked today.

Don't blame them though, I couldn't concentrate.

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I nearly got sacked when I was caught masturbating on my first day starting a job as a roofer

Luckily, the boss said I could wipe the slate clean...

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