Ronald Mcdonald Jokes - 15 Hilarious Ronald Mcdonald Jokes

What is Ronald McDonald's approach to dating?

Court her. Pound her.

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What type of computer does Ronald McDonald use?

A big mac

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How do you find Ronald McDonald in the nudist camp?

He’s the one with sesame seeds on his buns.

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How does Ronald McDonald introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

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Today, Ronald McDonald put a quarter in my expired parking meter ...

what a kind jester!

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How do you find Ronald McDonald in a room full of naked clowns?

The Sesame Seeds on his buns.

(According to my father this is the first joke I ever told, around 5yo.)

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What did the bear say to the other bear after Ronald McDonald ran away from him?

That’s the problem with fast food

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Why did Ronald McDonald divorce his wife?

He found out she's now selling her McMuffin all day

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[OC, be gentle] Ronald McDonald snuck up on a Happy Meal and said, "Serve fries!!!"

The Happy Meal replied, "Nugget out of my face."

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Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan?

Make America's Weight A Gain.

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TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger.

He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.

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What is Ronald Mcdonalds favourite weed type?

A burger joint

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Which clown has killed the most people?

Ronald McDonald

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What's Ronald McDonald's favorite sex position?

The Cooter Pounder.

What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP

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