Arnold Schwarzenegger and his friends are acting in a short film about classical pianists and musicians

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One of friends says, "I'll play Beethoven."

Another says, "I'll be Mozart."

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In the end, Arnold says, "I'll be Bach."

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I went to see a night of XXX short films!

Imagine my disappointment when it was just 30 Roman movies.

What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear?

A lot of stuff, there's 4 whole movies plus some short films.

A South African actor walks into his managers office (original joke)

Looking for a job. His manager thinks about it and says "we only have one role available at the moment, it's a short film about segregation"
The actor replies "great, that sounds like a-part-heid take"

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