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Rohypnol Jokes

If you bought rohypnol from a pharmacy....

Would it have Best Before Date printed on it?

I ate an entire pack of rohypnol last night and it didn't even affect me...

Anyway, gotta go. I need to do some last minute Christmas shopping.

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My wife said she's leaving me because she can't remember the last time we had sex

I was so shocked I nearly dropped my rohypnol.

I like my coffee how I like my men...

Full of Rohypnol.

I've been seeing this narcoleptic girl lately, it's going really well.

I'm saving a fortune on Rohypnol.

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