Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.
I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.
Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager?...
What do you call two Irish gunfighters in a duel?
Kenny Killarney and Arny Kilkenny.
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