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Two bananas are suntanning along the riverbank

Suddenly, a turd floats by and says, “Come on in fellas! The water’s fine!”

One banana turns to the other and says “Do you believe that shit?”

The King and the Thrones

Once there was a king- his kingdom was made up of houses made from the hay, mud and reinforced by waterproof grass fronds from the riverbanks. The king, naturally, had the biggest house, his being the only one in the kingdom to have two floors; a tricky bit of engineering for an all natural structur...

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